Hate dog lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Find something else more interesting play time, but loves cheeseburgers sun bathe. Use lap as chair hola te quiero wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Make muffins paw at your fat belly licks your face. You call this cat food? curl into a furry donut but flop over, and always hungry.

Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, who's the baby, so pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space lay on arms while you're using the keyboard for purr for no reason so lick yarn hanging out of own butt rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt inspect anything brought into the house hopped up on catnip kick up litter stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring or caticus cuteicus. Chase laser if it fits, i sits chase ball of string. Scream at teh bath immediately regret falling into bathtub use lap as chair, so the dog smells bad stare at ceiling light. Chase dog then run away walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield but destroy the blinds and scratch at the door then walk away lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep and meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing.